December 2010
51 posts
I just started a rap battle on /vp/
what have I done
Fury: Godai, what are you doing playing Super Deep Throat
Godai: I'm not playing it right now...
Two Brothers Play Monster Hunter
-Why do you have to hit it so many times?
+Because its a dragon. They're kinda tough.
-But you have like, a really huge axe
+But I'm fighting a dragon. They're like, bigger than this entire room. Gotta hit em a lot.
-Bullshit, you've hit it like, thirty times.
+Dude, they're scaly and huge. Scales are hard. Especially huge scales
-Well why don't you de-scale it, like a fish or something
+Because it's not a fish, it's a dragon.
-Same difference.
+Dude, no. Fish aren't giant, flying, and shooting fire at you when you try to de-scale them.
-Well, do it anyway
+I can't fucking de-scale it. It's flying through the air and kicking my ass
-Well like... I dunno. Poison it or something.
+It's poisonous. Poisoning it won't do anything.
-How is it both a fire breathing dragon AND a poisonous dragon
+I don't fucking know. Nature or some shit.
-That's bullshit! You can only be one kind of dragon!
+Shut up, I'm trying to kill it!
-fuck
+This is some goddamn bullshit, I'm on fire and getting run over.
-You should get out of the way
+I can't, I'm stunned.
-Well get un-stunned
+I'm trying, I'm tr-FUCK
-What?
+I got poisoned again!
-Why aren't you dead yet
+I am dead
-Oh.
-I still say you should have poisoned it
+DUDE WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
“I got my dad some socks… BUT… he broke his toe yesterday”
– Joey
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“But you don’t realize it because the dick is behind the pizza”
– Colleen Mansfield
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As I sit here on the toilet
I have a sudden urge to write a radio play. It may or may not include bandits.
dance party
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